JUlaVIE: The Juicer You Don’t Have to Clean!

JUlaVie - the self-cleaning juicer

A self-cleaning juicer? Well, kind of. The JUlaVIE (formerly known as the Juisir) doesn’t need any cleaning. HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE JUICING GODS AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT JASON VALE.

Although my current juicer is easy to take apart and clean, it still involves taking the lid off, then the filter/mesh/bit that gets all the juice out/bit I don’t actually know what is called, then another bit that I don’t know what is called either but it’s the bit that holds the other bit I don’t know what to call, then the pulp container and then they all have to be washed. And because they don’t all fit in the washing up bowl, they’re scattered around the worktop getting bits of juice and pulp everywhere and then when they are all washed, I have to do a kind of Jenga/Tetris combo to get all the bits to fit on the drainer without them falling off onto the floor. And even when they’re all nice and clean and dry and put back on the machine, it still looks dirty because no matter how thoroughly I think I’ve cleaned it, there’s still bits of fucking fruit stuck to it.

This is why my current juicer is for sale on one of those local Facebook selling pages.

So, JUlaVIE to the juicing rescue! How it works is this: You put your fruit in a bag, put the bag in the JUlaVIE, press a button and then 8 tons of force squishes the juice out and 90 seconds later, you’ve got a) a glass of juice; and b) a juicer you don’t have to clean because you simply take the bag out and reuse or recycle the bag.

I know you’re thinking, ‘Waa, plastic bags, all that waste and what about the environment you philistines, huh?’ Well, stop panicking and cursing me in your head; you get a choice of two bags – either a recyclable one or a reusable one and both bags are made from 100% natural cotton – biodegradable and renewable. So there. Ner.

Pros
Doesn’t need taking apart
Doesn’t need cleaning
Doesn’t need taking apart for cleaning
Looks cool

Cons
You’ll have to put your old juicer on a local FB selling page but no one will want to buy it because juicers that need cleaning will be the modern-day equivalent of the dial-up modem and people will publicly mock you.

Order the JUlaVIE here.

Disclosure: I am an Ambassador for Froothie and any links to their products in this post are affiliate links which, if purchased through, won’t cost you any more but will earn me a small commission. Although I haven’t yet tried the JUlaVIE myself, I am seriously excited about this product because I love juice but hate cleaning the juicer and the JUlaVIE doesn’t need cleaning (I might have mentioned that already). I haven’t been paid for this post. 




8 comments

  1. It looks nice and modern but how well will it actually work. It appears that there is only pressure applied to the produce, no grinding. This might work fine with an orange but I doubt it can extract the maximum amount of juice from leafy vegetables. Even an elephant won’t get any juice out of a spinach leaf by stepping on it unless it drags it across the ground and breaks up the fibers. It’s nice that you don’t have to clean it but your not saving any time. With this juisir you have to cut the fruit and veggies into small pieces and that takes time and if you try to cut fast and don’t pay attention you might end up with finger juice. I think I’ll wait until it’s been out awhile and I see some user reviews.

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