I’ve got a voucher worth £3.49 that can be exchanged for an Innocent Veg Pot of your choice in any supermarket.
All you have to do to win is post a limerick below and I’ll send the voucher to the composer of my favourite one.
To start you off, here’s the first line (or you can choose your own):
There once was a veggie called Kate
Good luck!
Terms
UK residents only
Competition closes at midnight on Monday 18 July 2011
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There once was a runner from Kent
Who became a vegan for Lent
She tried hard to please
But really liked cheese
And so she claimed it was exempt!
There once was a veggie called Kate
Who worked rather horribly late
But panic she did not
For she’d won a veg pot
Fab goodness for anyone’s plate
There once was a veggie called Kate,
Whose cooking skills weren’t too great,
She ate only Microwave meals,
And if she didn’t find deals
Her wallet emptied at a terrible rate!
There once was an angry vegetarian
Who had liked his meals meticulously prepared for him
He once threw a quiche
(just missing his niece)
As the presentation, he declared, was agrarian.
Accidentally a stereotypical Bavarian,
Went into a cafe that only served vegetarian.
‘Vat? No Meat?’
He said, jumping to his feet,
And vowed he’d never go in there again.
I am soooo not creative. An hour of staruing at my screen produced this:
There once was a veggie called Kate
She loved lots of food on her plate
So when her doctor said diet!
She said please be quiet
And went off and ate her weight (in chocolate)
Appalling I know, I apologise…I just wanted to be in with a chance of winning it!
Ooops, just realised there was a first line. I have not kept to the rules.